The Celebrity Truth

Alyssa Milano has voiced the concern that women the world over have asked for decades: “Dear Self Tanner,” she tweeted, “We’ve put a man on the moon, & yet you still smell weird & make my ankles an odd shade of burnt sienna. From, Stinky.”

Perhaps Milano needs to touch base with fellow twilebrity Lindsay Lohan, who has her own sunless tanning range.

Lohan claims that she spent “years developing” the formula and says it is “deliciously scent-sual” – but she’s not quite telling the truth, according to chemist Jennifer Sunday.

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