The Celebrity Truth

Britney Spears has done our hard work for us, listing the Top 75 “bulls#!t” stories written about her in 2009.

Covering everything from her recent Australian lip-syncing controversy to how her sell-out comeback tour “faces empty seats” and that her two sons allegedly trashed a hotel suite, Spears lists “the ones we believe were the most ridiculous.”

Her team adds that they chose the stories, “Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd, or because we believe they are simply offensive to the sensibilities.”

Read the definitive list on her official website here.

Photo: BritneySpears.com.