The Celebrity Truth

Rob Thomas drunk downloads Dolly Parton albums, Taylor Swift has seen the Hannah Montana movie twice already and Dane Cook pees into empty soda bottles; it’s all in our Celebrity Twitter Update (and while you’re here, follow us on Twitter too for the latest celebrity news).

Here’s what the twilebrities have been posting:

samantharonson if a dog is really man’s best friend shouldn’t it learn how to use the toilet? my best friend uses the toilet- why can’t cadillac?

taylorswift13 Just got back from the Nashville premiere of the hannah Montana movie. I’ve seen it twice now in one week.

danecook Some people sing inthe car. I practice jokes. I also wiz in empty soda bottles on long roadtrips, throw’em out the window&yell PIZZ GRANADA!

ThisIsRobThomas when i first got i-tunes, i would drunk download and wake up with, like, 5 dolly parton albums. DOLLY!! ok, really, g’nite.

rainnwilson My teeth are sensitive to cold and self-hatred.

ashsimpsonwentz @petewentz dear mr easter bunny tomorrow I’m going to get the goods for an easter egg hunt!

paul_hewson (Bono) So many of us are lost in this word “Love.” It’s simple: it’s what we don’t want to do naturally but what want to receive

KimKardashian We are in a stretch limo with disco lights! I always get the white stretch truck limos!

diablocodyI like that some websites are reporting that Sarah Michelle Gellar is “expecting.” Retro! That’s like saying “relations” for sex.

mrskutcher (Demi Moore) Is it time to neuter your dog when he walks up and pees right next to you or will I just end up with a balless peehound anyway?

chriscornellI once jumped out of a ten story window on to a pine tree and climbed down like a bear cub. ( a drunken bear cub)

aplusk (Ahston Kutcher) working out some serious jet lag. I love it when you start to negotiate multiple trains of thought. and end up just staring at things.

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