The Celebrity Truth

The Twilebrities (i.e. celebrities on Twitter) are busy updating their lives online, with Dane Cook sharing some happiness with Britney Spears, Diddy is (allegedly) Twittering a 36 hour tantric sex session and Miley Cyrus enjoyed some pilates.  Read it all after the jump in our Celebrity Twitter Update (and follow us too!).

Britney is gearing up for her comeback tour, posting “On my way to Kentwood…. five days left! So excited!” with comedian/actor Dane Cook sharing the love responding, “Spears I’m so excited for you that you are going to Kentwood with five days left! I’m excited that you’re excited!”

Xzibit asks the Twitter Nation a question, “When was the last time you used a pay phone? I cant remember. the last time I did use one, it cost a quarter. whats it cost now?”

‘Harry Potter’ star Emma Watson tweets, “It’s decided: movie night at home. x”, while Ashton Kutcher, who’s getting fashion lessons from Rachel Zoe, says, “Apparently gold looks better on tan people.”

Pilates seems to be the order of the day for a couple of Twilebs, with Brooke Burke tweeting, “Busy day. On my way to Pilates, then business lunch then design mtg,” and Miley Cyrus adding, “Just got out of pilatesss! Feeling worked out & healthy!! =)”

Diddy is reporting in from his bedroom where he is allegedly in the middle of a tantric sex session, posting the following messages:

Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you

1 hour down 35 more to go. Focus sean focus!!!

3 hrs down 33 more to go. Let’s go people!! Do u believe????

Ohh yea. God bless everyone!!!!! This is gonna be the best day of your life!!!!

6 hrs down 30 more hrs to go. Some cramping in rt leg but ill be ok!!!!! Can’t stop. Won’t stop. Lol

How do I send yall some picts. Lol Jk.

For all those just tuning in. I’m 6 and half hrs in on a 36 hour tantric sex session. Welcome.

We’ll keep you updated on his progress.

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