Dane Cook Clears Up Twilight Rumor
April 2nd, 2009
Dane Cook has confirmed what many knew to be true – his announcement yesterday that he had landed a role in the new Twilight film was simply an April Fools Day prank.
The comedian posted a message today on Twitlonger:
On Thursday 2nd April 2009, @DaneCook said:
I’m proud / sorry to admit I am not going be in the new Twilight film. To all the people that wrote and said “WTF DANE TWILIGHT IS CRAP” — I know you are thrilled. To all the people that said “daaaaannneeee I’m so happy 4 uuuuuu and can’t wait to experience the vampire LeCook” — I know you feel duped.
I thought the April Fools of it all would be tipped when I wrote “cool new ain’t it” … and anyone who knows me knows I am an avid AINT IT COOL NEWS reader … thought that might tip it off … well that and the fact it was APRIL FUCKING FOOLS DAY!!!!!!
One thing I want to point out. Over a few short hours several websites … cough … extra … ran with it. If you wonder how all the bullshit and lies about your favorite artist end up becoming some odd world fake-fact actualities there you have it.
Just because someone posts youtube videos/blogs doesn’t mean a damn stitch. It’s all superfluous crap unless it comes DIRECTLY from the person you are interested in listening to.
That being said I now have to go since I’m in Africa hunting big game with paintball guns. I just shot a lion green and pink.
SU-FI
Cook
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